Introducing the Church of Universal Truth, the religion of the Introvert
The below document comprises the initial charter of a new religion, which shall henceforth be known as Universal Truth.
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Reverend J.B. Stran
Focus
The foundation of the
Universal Truth religion is based on the individual’s right to worship in
solitude, free of social pressure and judgement.
Unlike nearly all organized religions, the Universal Truth religion welcomes and caters to the Introvert, primary among these,
the Prisoner; the Outcast; the Homeless. Your humble founder and spiritual leader has been all three of these.
Unlike nearly all organized religions, the Universal Truth religion welcomes and caters to the Introvert, primary among these,
the Prisoner; the Outcast; the Homeless. Your humble founder and spiritual leader has been all three of these.
The God that you seek has never written any books.
The God that you seek neither recognizes nor requires your money.
The God that you seek does not hold nor require any earthly real estate.
The God that you seek does not employ fear tactics for the purpose of extorting goodness from you.
Dogma
Doctrine
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The Right of quiet reflection
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The right of the worshiper to enjoy the quiet privacy of solo
worship shall not be infringed upon.
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The Right to refuse the Kool-Aid
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The right of the individual to refuse to participate in any activities perceived as cult behaviors shall not be infringed upon.
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The
Right of Personal Temple
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The Right to Personal privacy
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Liquid Dogma
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The founders and leaders of the Universal Truth religion
reserve the right to adapt and grow these doctrines.
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Rituals
- Morning routines are sacred and shall not be altered or interfered with.
- Proper dress for worship shall remain in tune with personal comfort.
- Ministers are available for advice, but are not required for worship services.
- Worship in group settings of 6 members or less are acceptable within the comfort realms of the individual worshipper.
- Tithing shall not be required. Voluntary Donations will be accepted by the minister directly .
Leader roles and responsibilities
The primary leader
shall be the minister. The primary role of the minister is to provide support to the
individual worshipper.
Additional leaders
may be appointed by the minister or by majority vote of the board.
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