Sunday, January 26, 2020

Custom Bitcoin Trump Collector Coin Art Vintage Primitive Man Cave Decor

   Hand Crafted Custom Collector Art on recycled wood plaques


 Originating from the gentle hills of Martinsburg, West Virginia, each custom and unique decor art piece is hand cut and finished by the loving hands of the old school craftsman JB "Pop" Stran.
 The 2018 Trump Dollar coin displayis a recent example of the laser etched custom art decor from Pop's shop. Local poplar boards are stained a light to medium walnut and hand rubbed to blend perfectly with any oak or walnut decor scheme.    
       Collectors, numismatics and local patriots are going nuts for these unique and fully hand-crafted art pieces for their collections.  Feeling left out yet?

  The coins are removable if you desire; They are not glued into place or damaged in any way, but it is not suggested as you may damage the display. The coins are cool as penguin poop, and I took extra steps to insure that your collectible coin remains in perfect condition.

 The Gold Trump Dollar is part of a truly unique Art series exclusively from Pop's shop!
 True OOAK highly collectible art decor using recycled woods and leather hangers at local friend prices.

 Our most popular decor pieces include the new Flip Art wall plaques (shown in an earlier post), the customized *Scrabble tile bedroom signs, and the highly prized Coin Collector plaques.


The 2013 Bitcoin is our most popular collector art among gift buyers looking for the perfect decor item for a serious collector.
 There is currently a two week waiting list for this custom set which includes laser etched title and a hand-rubbed medium or dark walnut finish that looks great with walnut furniture.

 Custom art from like this is highly prized by smart and discerning collectors because You own the Only One Like It!
 Your friends will lose their nut over this, but they simply can't buy it because each piece is One Of A Kind (OOAK art) and it's Yours.


 To get your grubby little hands on a finished in-stock collector piece, hit the store link below. When your greedy friends see it, don't tell them where you got it. Seriously; most shops love word of mouth advertising, but these pieces take so long to make by hand, and the coins are getting so hard to get, that your friends will just have to swallow their disappointment. Let 'em eat cake.
 No, really. Give your friends some cake. Who doesn't love cake?

 Pop's Shopify store is currently carrying samples of finished items that have as yet been unclaimed.
Every OOAK art decor piece shown in the store is handmade and actively in stock and can be shipped immediately. One Of A Kind (OOAK) art is the most highly collectible and valued form of art because there is not another one exactly like it anywhere. You own the Only One!


Drop by Pop's Custom art shop at https://martinsburgphotos.myshopify.com/ and browse the available fully hand crafted custom decorative art pieces that have been ordered and completed, but for various reasons have yet remain unclaimed. Make one yours today!


2020/01/11  JB Stran



*Scrabble is a registered trademark of Hasbro. Our tiles are collected from salvaged game sets.
  

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Your Daughter Will Love This Custom Bedroom art

   Hand Crafted Custom Decor Art on recycled wood plaques


 Originating from the gentle hills of Martinsburg, West Virginia, each custom and unique decor art piece is hand cut and finished by the loving hands of the old school craftsman JB "Pop" Stran.


Elephant Lovers is a recent example of the laser etched custom art decor from Pop's shop. Local poplar boards are stained a light walnut that blends perfectly with any oak or walnut decor scheme.
  Both images are actually the same piece, and part of a truly unique two-faced Flip Art series exclusively from Pop!

 True OOAK art decor using recycled woods and natural leather hangers at local friend prices.


 Our most popular decor pieces include the new Flip Art wall plaques (shown above and below), the customized *Scrabble tile bedroom signs, and the highly prized Coin Collector plaques.

 
 The Winnie and Tigger set is our most popular Flip Art among gift buyers looking for the perfect decor item for a little girl's bedroom or playroom.
 There is currently a two week waiting list for this custom set which includes laser etched images and a hand-rubbed light or dark walnut finish.

 Custom art from similar artists average $75 each but Pop's Flip Art pieces are flying away at less than $25 for Two images!


 To get Pop's attention as soon as possible, send an email to Pop57@comcast.net or for an even faster and more personal response you can text him directly with your customization requests to  304.620.9235 any time of day and he will get back to you very soon.

 Pop's Shopify store is currently carrying samples of finished items that have as yet been unclaimed.
Every OOAK art decor piece shown in the store is handmade and actively in stock and can be shipped immediately. One Of A Kind (OOAK) art is the most highly collectible and valued form of art because there is not another one exactly like it anywhere. You own the Only One!

 Looking for a bit more than bedroom or nursery art?
  Look into Pop's OOAK Shop for original and classic Americana art decor for the kitchen, dining room and more. Featuring recovered and restored hand crafted items from farms and lost homes in the Panhandle area.

Drop by Pop's Custom art shop at https://martinsburgphotos.myshopify.com/ and browse the available fully hand crafted custom decorative art pieces that have been ordered and completed, but for various reasons have yet remain unclaimed. Make one yours today!


2020/01/11  JB Stran



*Scrabble is a registered trademark of Hasbro. Our tiles are collected from salvaged game sets.
  

Saturday, January 11, 2020

You Don't Have to Go Home, but you Can't Stay Here: My last trip to Taco Bell.

Why do fast foods restaurants insist on contaminating my food?

  On my way home today, I stopped in a local Taco Bell in Spring Mills for an easy dinner.
Ordering my favorites to go means going inside, because as everyone knows, they screw you at the drive-through so often that going in just makes more sense.
 I received my food on a tray, and decided in the moment to sit at a table instead.
So, I just opened the first item when the girl that took my order walked into the dining room with a broom and various cleaning supplies and started sweeping the floor.

 Seriously?  If you've ever swept a floor with sunlight streaming through the windows then you know the horrendous clouds of dust that are now floating into the air. And what is 80% of dust? Dead skin cells. Body hairs. Mites. Miscellaneous nasties that I definitely don't want in my mouth.
 
 She then follows up by spraying some God-knows-what cleaning spray all over the tables and seats of the booths all around us. Naturally, I packed up my food, asked for a bag and left.
 I did order it to go, after all.
 Once outside, I realized that that was her plan all along. She doesn't really want anyone to eat in her clean dining room. If you insist, then she will make the experience as unpleasant as possible, and maybe make you sick as a bonus. Bad customer; Take your food and get the hell out.

 My primary question is this: Why the hell do these people insist on contaminating my food with that stuff? It's bad enough that I have to breathe it, now you want to force me to eat it too?
 The dead skin and body hairs of the last 100 customers are now floating all through the room.
 The place was empty when we walked in; Why wasn't the cleaning done then, and why is it only done when we sit down to eat?  It's not only gross, but rude as hell.

 This disgusting type of Ignorant behavior happens at my favorite Arby's on Queen street as well. We walk into an empty dining room, and two minutes after we sit down to eat someone walks over behind us and starts shaking the dust out of the trash cans and sweeping the floor.

 Maybe I'm a bit thick; These girls have been throwing this hint every single time I sit in one of their dining rooms, and I'm just now catching on.  We will sell you the food, but don't you dare try to enjoy a meal in here, because the moment you think you're safe at a clean table we are going to spray and shower you in the nastiest crap we can find, starting with the skin and bugs that died on the floor.
 Up your nose, in your hair, on your table, and in any exposed food you may be trying to eat.

Who trains these people?  Apparently the only thing they know about hygiene is that they have to wear gloves to handle the food, and wash their hands after the bathroom, not that I have a lot of faith in either of those rules being enforced. And in case that isn't enough to worry about...

 I ordered clean food. I expected clean food. I hoped while waiting that the kid preparing my food didn't have a cold recently, and had washed his hands thoroughly and put on clean gloves. I further hoped that his balls didn't itch while he was wrapping my food, and that he wipes his boogers on his pants and not on my wrapper.

 After all that, I take my clean food to a nearby table and unwrap it only to have someone else immediately begin filling the room with a toxic blend of filth too horrible to imagine.
  Point made. Point gotten.
You don't have to go home, but you can't eat here.

 J.B.S.  2020/01/11