Monday, April 3, 2017

Introducing the Universal Truth Religion


Introducing the Church of Universal Truth, the religion of the Introvert

 The below document comprises the initial charter of a new religion, which shall henceforth be known as Universal Truth.






 


Version number and dateFounder and Minister:
 Reverend J.B. Stran



    



Focus



 The foundation of the Universal Truth religion is based on the individual’s right to worship in solitude, free of social pressure and judgement.
  Unlike nearly all organized religions, the Universal Truth religion welcomes and caters to the Introvert, primary among these, 
  the Prisoner; the Outcast; the Homeless. Your humble founder and spiritual leader has been all three of these.
  

 The Universal Truth that you seek is this: 

          Wherever you are; whoever you are, so there is God.

The God that you seek has never written any books.
 The God that you seek neither recognizes nor requires your money.
  The God that you seek does not hold nor require any earthly real estate.
   The God that you seek does not employ fear tactics for the purpose of extorting goodness from you.
The God that you seek requires only that reach your full potential, both as an individual spirit and as a connection point for the billions of other individual seekers.


Dogma


Doctrine
 The Right of quiet reflection
The right of the worshiper to enjoy the quiet privacy of solo worship shall not be infringed upon.
 The Right to refuse the Kool-Aid
The right of the individual to refuse to participate in any activities perceived as cult behaviors shall not be infringed upon.
The Right of Personal Temple

The right of the individual to refuse any ingestion, injection or intrusion of body shall not be infringed upon.

The Right to Personal privacy

The worshipper shall retain the right to refuse participation in any public exercise deemed uncomfortable to the worshipper.

Liquid Dogma
The founders and leaders of the Universal Truth religion reserve the right to adapt and grow these doctrines.

Rituals


  • Morning routines are sacred and shall not be altered or interfered with.
  • Proper dress for worship shall remain in tune with personal comfort.
  • Ministers are available for advice, but are not required for worship services.
  • Worship in group settings of 6 members or less are acceptable within the comfort realms of the individual worshipper.
  • Tithing shall not be required.  Voluntary Donations will be accepted by the minister directly .

Leader roles and responsibilities


  The primary leader shall be the minister. The primary role of the minister is to provide support to the individual worshipper.

 Additional leaders may be appointed by the minister or by majority vote of the board.

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  2. Adopting the CUT religion as your own will offer Constitutional protection of your rights to privacy and exclusion from cult activities.

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  3. Religious exception
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    Religious exemptions

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